Archive for the 'Studly Deaths' Category

Studly Failure

During the Pegorino’s Pride mission, I succeeded in saving Mr. Pegorino from his would be assassins.  After chasing down the rest of the enemies in the car, in my haste and not thinking – I parked Pegorino right infront of the enemies who had AK-47s, not thinking as I jumped out to kill them.  Well, the enemies still targeted Pegorino inside the car and made pretty short work of him, causing me to fail the mission and have to restart.  Oops.

Studly Death: Shoot First Don’t Ask Questions Later

After accepting a vehicle theft mission from Brucie via email, and being warned that the guy who’s car I was supposed to steal was a drug dealer – I went out to the green blip on my radar to make an easy 1k.  The car was parked in an alley between two buildings, so I parked on the sidewalk and proceeded to the car.

The dealer and another citizen were standing around the car chatting it up.  My brilliant plan was to just run up and steal the guy’s car in one epic maneuver.  I ran up to the car preparing to make my heist, and to which the dealer promptly responded by pulling out his mac-10 and gunning me down in short order.

Noob Death of the Day

My noob GTA death of the day involved stealing a motorcycle right in front a police cruiser, and then leading them on a VERY short vehicle chase.  Short lived, because I was T-boned by another police cruiser a ways down the street causing me to gain a considerable amount of air time.

The same police cruiser that took me out then proceeded to reverse over my mangled corpse, which took me out instantly – full health and body armor gone.